Christmas is a time of year.
If you are in the Salthouse this evening from 8.30 then what you will be at will be the Cumann Staire Christmas Party.
The one way to make sure that that’s what you’re at is to go there.
It’s sure to be an evening of sitting and standing. Talking to people is most likely what people will be at as well, but that is an optional option. If you opt to optimise your options then the optimal thing blah blah.
Worf from Star Trek is on the posters, but he is also in the hearts of all of those whose hearts he is in.
tl:dr Christmas Party. Salthouse. 8.30. Sitting. Standing. Option. Worf.
P.S. Mick Hucknall won’t be there